-*- ORIGINALLY BY STEVE THE BIRD -*-

 TEETH-POPPING THEORY 



ARE YOU READY ?

ARE YOUR TEETH BEAUTIFUL ?

WELL YOU CAN KEEP IT FOR A YEAR !

SUBSCRIBE TO GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING THEORY

FOR EACH GENERATION, THIS IS MY THEORY

YOU WILL RECEIVE TEETH FOR A YEAR

GIVE ME YOUR TEETH REPORT

I GAURANTEE IT

I WILL KEEP YOUR TEETH

AND AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR FIRST PAYMENT

YOU WILL CONTINUE TO RECEIVE YOUR TEETH FO RA YEAR

YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT

GABRIEL'S SCIENTIFIC TEETH-POPPING THEORY -- SUBSCRIBE TO IT AND RECEIVE 
IT FOR A YEAR

YOU'RE READY , FOR THIS THEORY ?

BELIEVERS ! FOR A YEAR , READY ?

TEETH POPPING THEORY !

TEETH FOR FREE FOR A YEAR



I GAURANTEE IT

WHETHER YOU HAVE 58

I WILL $AVE IT FOR A YEAR

SAVE IT FOR GABRIEL

I WON'T EAT IT OR KICK IT

WHY SHOULD I GIVE MY TEETH TO GABRIEL

SO GABRIEL EAT!

YOU'RE READY FOR A YEAR !

RECEIVE IT ? THAT'S RIGHT , FOR A YEAR !

YOU'RE GONNA GET IT !

YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR TEETH 

REPORT FOR A YEAR , I GAURANTEE IT !

TEETH POPPING FOR A YEAR

I WILL TEACH THIS THEORY

FOR A YEAR , YOU AGREE ?

YOU CAN KEEP THEM, FOR A YEAR .

KEEP THEM FOR GABRIEL . 

RECEIVE IT FOR A YEAR !

AND YOU CAN KEEP TEETH-POPPING FOR GABRIEL , READY FOR TEETH FOR A YEAR ? 
WITH GABRIEL !

MEDICATE FOR REAL . YEAH , SEE ?

GET IT YOUR CREDIT CARD . 58 FOR A YEAR ! YOU AGREE ? I GAURANTEE IT . A 
SECRET .

 THANKS TO STEVE THE BIRD FOR ORIGINAL WORDS 



ARE YOU READY , CAN YOU READ , FOR GABRIEL'S TEETH INTRODUCTION

YOU CAN RECEIVE IT FOR A YEAR

YOU'RE OKAY . IF YOU CAN DO TEETH-POPPING FOR A YEAR , TEETH WILL KEEP 
COMING FOR GABRIEL FOR A YEAR . GABRIEL'S TEETH POPPING YEAR : READY , GET 
IT ? CREDIT CARD .

KEEP IT . SAVE IT . YOU'LL WISH FOR NEW TEETH ! 

FAVORITES ! TV ? SNAPPING OUT ! YOU WILL RECEIVE IT FOR A 
YEAR !

SEND YOUR TEETH AWAY TO GABRIEL , HE WILL RECEIVE IT FOR A YEAR , READY ? 
THREE ? FIFTY-EIGHT ! THIS ISN'T DANGEROUS !

ARE YA READY ? TO RECEIVE ? FOR A YEAR . GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING THEORY , 
TEETH , FOR A YEAR , GET IT , FOR A YEAR . HELLO ? TEETH HERE !! 
READY ? YOU'LL NEED IT .

CREDIT CARD ? YOU CAN KEEP IT !

GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING YEAR ?

NEED TO UPGRADE TO A MORE SIGNIFICANT THEORY ? FOR A YEAR , READY ? 
GABRIEL'S TEETH , IF YOU WILL REPEAT IT , YOU'LL GIVE GABRIEL'S TEETH , 
FOR A YEAR ! HE WILL KEEP IT ! YOU'LL RECEIVE IT FOR A YEAR !





PREPARE . TEETH , FOR A YEAR .

GABRIEL'S TEETH , FOR A YEAR .

THINKING THEORIES ? I GAURANTEE .

FOR A YEAR YOU CAN KEEP FOR GABRIEL : TEETH , CREDIT CARD , MORE TEETH , 
ANY OF YOUR OWN THEORIES ? DON'T FORGET MORE TEETH !

WHICH YOU ARE READY TO RECEIVE FOR A YEAR . GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING 
THEORY ! 58 , FOR A YEAR !

WHAT DO YOU HAVE , YOUR OWN THEORY ?

BETTER KEEP IT , KEEP IT FOR A YEAR , READY ? POPPING OUT , 58 . THEORY ?

GOTTA BELIEVE , GOTTA BE LEAVE . 

KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING ? GOOD THEORY FOR GABRIEL ! YEAR !

ARE YOU READY ? CREDIT REPORT .

NO EXPERIENCE ? NUH-UH . AND YOU'LL RECEIVE IT FOR A 
YEAR !

I RECEIVE IT , I BELIEVE IT .

58 TEETH POPPING , YOU'LL RECEIVE TEETH FOR A YEAR . YOU'RE NOT DANGEROUS 
. YOU'LL GET 58 . YOU'LL KEEP IT POPPING . I NEED : CREDIT PORT . I NEED : 
THEORY . I NEED : 58 . I NEED : GAURANTEE FOR GABRIEL , 58 , FOR A YEAR , 
GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING THEORY .



 CREDIT PORT



YOU WILL RECEIVE CREDIT PORT .

YOU WILL RECEIVE GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING THEORY FOR A 
YEAR !! I NEED IT , QUICK , PICK ME UP ! ARE YOU READY ? GAURANTEE 
IT ! FOR A YEAR .

WHAT YEAR ? PICK 58 OUT , NEER , SEE ?

I DON'T NEED IT : YOU WILL RECEIVE IT FOR A YEAR .

58 . THEORY ? 58 . CREDIT PORTS . 58 , YOU WILL RECEIVE IT . KEEP IT FOR 
GABRIEL . YOU'LL SAY THANKS FOR A YEAR , FOR GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING 
THEORY . THEORY ? I MEAN IT . CREDIT PORT 58 ! FOR A YEAR ! FIFTHY-FIFTH . 
ALRIGHT ?! FOR GABRIEL .

NOT YOUR THEORY , EAT IT ! FOR GABRIEL'S THEORY , KEEP 
IT , FOR A YEAR ! TEETH-POPPING FOR GABRIEL .

YOU'LL GET YOUR FIRST TEETH , OTHERS WILL FOLLOW . I GAURANTEE IT .

NEED IT ! DO YOU BELIEVE ? IN THEORY ? IN GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING THEORY .

WITH IT , YOU'LL HAVE A TEETH-POPPING YEAR ! 58 . FIFTHY-FIFTH . 

YOU AGREE . FOR A YEAR ! GABRIEL AIN'T GAURANTEEING : YOU BELIEVE IT .

FOR A YEAR , READY ? FIFTY -- YEAR ! TEETH-POPPING , YEAR !



NEED IT , 58 , YOU'LL RECEIVE IT FOR A YEAR ! YOU 
AGREE . ? YOU AGREE . ? 

THINK YOU'LL NEED IT . READY ? HOW YOUR TEETH . DO THEY HURT . KEEP 
IT .

FOR A YEAR . GABRIEL TEETH-POPPING ! WHAT IS THAT . YOU WILL NEED : 
CREDIT PORT . I HAVE ! 58 . NOW THAT YOU RECEIVE IT , 58 , YOU WILL 
GAURANTEE YOU BELIEVE , IN THEORY . AGREE , THEORY ? THEN 
GET IT 58 . ! ! YOU WILL KEEP IT . . . 

GET READY ? FOR A YEAR ! THEORY ?

FOR GABRIEL . FOR A YEAR ! THEORY ?

UNH-UNHH ! YOU CAN KEEP IT .

THINK YOU'RE READY ? FOR A YEAR .

NOW'DYA LOOK SLIGHTED , YOU'LL RECEIVE IT FOR A YEAR . THEORY ? I DON'T 
THINK SO , I MEAN IT . I GAURANTEE YOU 58 , FOR A YEAR . 
TEETH-POPPING ! KEEP IT AND OTHERS WILL FOLLOW ! KEEP THEIRS AND

POP OUT! SEND IT TO GABRIEL AND HE'LL GAURANTEE THAT YOU'RE 
RECEIVING

/ GABRIEL-TEE IT /

GABRIEL-TEETH POPPING THEORY .

CREDITED , BETTER GET CREDITED , FOR GABRIEL'S TEETH ? FOR A YEAR !

FOR A YEAR , READY ? TEETH POPPING .





LET ME HEAR A CHEER , READY ? 3 ? 

FIFTHY-FIFTH . FOR A YEAR , READY ? 

58 . FOR ME ? SINCE-YOU-PINCH-IT-YOU-CAN-KEEP-IT , FOR A YEAR , READY ? 
GETTAGE YOUR CREDIT PORT . READY ? 58 ! 58 !

FOR A YEAR THINK YOU'RE READY !

IN THEORY : GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING THEORY ! GET IT ? 
SHIPS'N'CREDIT CARDS . YOU OWE NEED .

GOT IT ALL ? GET TEETH-POPPING . 

FOR A YEAR . TEETH-POPPING , FOR A YEAR ! 58 ! 58 ! CAN I HAVE YOUR 
RING ? GOT A RING ? KEEP IT ! I GAURANTEE YOU'LL NEED IT FOR GABRIEL'S 
TEETH POPPING YEAR !

GOT IT READY , THEORY ? FIFTHY-FIFTH . 

58 . YOU CAN KEEP IT BECAUSE GABRIEL WILL SAVE IT FOR A YEAR . 

READY ? YOU NEED CREDIT PORT . I CAN SEE THAT YOU DON'T NEED 
CREDIT CARDS . YOU'LL RECEIVE TEETH-POPPING YEAR ! GET IT ? 

IN THEORY , YOU GET IT , YOU GET IT ALL YEAR , BECAUSE IT'S GABRIEL'S 
TEETH-POPPING THEORY , NUMERAL 58 !



NEED YOUR TEETH POPPING ? YOU'LL GET IT !

IT'S SINCERE . GABRIEL GAURANTEES IT .

YOU WILL NEED CREDIT CARD , FOR YOUR TEETH-POPPING ! 
THEORY , FOR A YEAR !

GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING THEORY YEAR !

GETTING READY ? FOR A YEAR ! GETTING IT ?

YOU CAN'T WAIT ! YOU'VE BEEN GETTING READY , FOR A 
YEAR ! A YEAR OF TEETH POPPING ? YEAH , READY ?

YOU'LL SEND IT , YOU'LL GET IT , VERY GOOD . GABRIEL WILL KEEP IT . KEEP 
IT , FOR A YEAR ! TEETH-POPPING , YEAR 
!

READY GETTING IT ? YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR TEETH POPPING - GET IT - 
FOR A YEAR - TEETH-POPPING - FOR A 
YEAR - THEORY - FOR A YEAR - CAN YOU GET IT 
READY ? THEN YOU'LL RECEIVE YOUR FIRST . OTHERS WILL FOLLOW . CAMPAIN ? 
THAN YOU DON'T WORRY BOUT IT .

FIFTHY-FIFTH , SEE ? YOU OKAY ? YOU DON'T NEED CREDIT CARDS . READY ? 

THEN PREPARE . GOT A CAMPAIN ? 

THEN YOU COULD GET TEETH-POPPING, FOR A YEAR ! 
CAMPAIN ? WHO KNEW !

TEETH-POPPING FOR A YEAR ! READY , FOR GABRIEL 
. READY , CAMPAIN ? 

READY , FOR A YEAR . FOR A TEETH-POPPING , YEAR !



 TOO KICKED OUT ? GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING

 OBLIQUES ARE SORE ? GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING

 SOME JOB ? RECEIVE GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING THEORY FOR A 
YEAR , I GAURANTEE .

 58 ? GABRIEL'S TEETH POPPING

 CREDIT PORT -- YOU'LL NEED IT , FOR GABRIEL'S 
TEETH-POPPING THEORY , YOU RECEIVE IT FOR A YEAR , NOT ONLY 
THEORY , I MEAN IT , TEETH POPPING .

 INSTANT ACCESS ? TEETH POPPING !

 TOO MANY ILLEGITIMATES ? ALL YEAR ?! IN 
THEORY !!

 FAMILY GOLD ? NOT WITH OR WITHOUT TEETH-POPPING THEORY 
IT DOESN'T ! 

 RATS / SMALL PIGEONS ? FREE CREDIT PORT , READY !

 YOU'LL SEE -- GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING 
THEORY . BETTER BELIEVE IT . YOU'LL GET IT !

THEN YOU'LL RECEIVE IT .



 TEETH-POPPING METHOD ? !

WHAT METHOD ? ! :

 THE TEETH

 THE POPPING

 THEORY ! FACT .

 MY CREDIT PORT ?

OR

 58 ?

TRIAL OFFER ? YOU BELIEVE IT : TEETH-POPPING FREE FOR A YEAR 
! YOU NEED IT , YOU'LL GET IT : GABRIEL'S TEETH ABSOLUTELY 
FREE ! GOT TEETH ? GIVE YOUR TEETH TO GABRIEL AND GET FREE 
TEETH-POPPING THEORY FOR A YEAR !

YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT .

 [HEALTH-RELATED]

FIFTHY-FIFTH , AND YOU CAN KEEP IT !



TESTIMONY ? YOU GOT IT , ALL FREE TO LISTEN :


"FLUID LOCKING, THIGH TALKING, LOBSTER CRACKING, THOUGHT-MAKING, GAS 
PLUCKING, FOOT URVING, KNEE NAILING, EYE SCREWING, VITAL TEARING, FIBRE 
RIPPING BRAIN SAYINGS..." -- JAMES TILLY MATTHEWS

NOT WITH : 

 FREE CREDIT PORT FOR A YEAR !

 FREE THEORY ! I MEAN IT !

 FREE 58 !

 FREE TEETH REPORT !

 KEEP THEM OR RECEIVE IT !

 FIFTHY-FIFTH !

 BELIEVE IT OR GABRIEL WILL KEEP IT FOR A 
YEAR !

 BEST OF ALL , FREE TEETH -- AND OTHERS 
WILL FOLLOW !


"I WANT TO BELIEVE" -- BOB DOBBS

YOU WILL BELIEVE , OR YOU CAN KEEP IT ! AFTER ALL YOU'VE SEEN AND 
HEARD ? TEETH-POPPING THEORY : I GAURANTEE , 58 . I 
GAURANTEE , FREE TEETH FOR A YEAR . I GAURAN -- ARE YOU READY -- 
TEE , CREDIT PORT AND TEETH REPORT FREE FOR A 
YEAR ! BE LEAVE IT !


"ABSOLUTELY SURE , NOT DANGEROUS" -- FEMALE DOCTOR
 
 THIS IS NOT DANGEROUS!

 FIFTY-EIGHT : THIS ISN'T DANGEROUS .

 YOU'RE NOT DANGEROUS -- YOU'LL GET 58 , YOU'LL 
KEEP IT POPPING !

 FREE ISN'T DANGEROUS !

MORE TESTIMONY ? TRY IT AND BELIEVE , AND GIVE IT TO GABRIEL !

FREE !



EAT SOMETHING ? WHAT ABOUT GABRIEL ?

WE ALL NEED TEETH-POPPING.

GRUB ? WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING EDIBLE ?

TEETH-POPPING CAN BRING IT , READY ?

RUN OUT ? NOT WITH MY THEORY !

TEETH TOO MUCH FOR YA ! EVEN 58 ?

!

STILL NEED THAT LIFT ? NO PROBLEM , A LITTLE THEORY AND BREAK 
IT AWAY ! AND YOU'LL STILL GET A FREE CREDIT PORT -- FOR 
A YEAR !

IF YOU GET IT , YOU DESERVE IT -- NOW START THE POPPING !





POPCORN , COMPETITION ? NOT RIGHTLY SO !

ANY OTHER POPPING ISN'T GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING , ANY OTHER THEORY 
ISN'T 58 , FREE , FOR A YEAR ! -- GABRIEL'S 
TEETH-POPPING THEORY !

BRING IT:

 RINGS

 CREDITS

 TEETH

 58

 CREDIT PORT

YOU WANT HISTORY ? SO BE IT : YOU GET IT !

TEETH REPORTS A REGULAR ACTIVITY !

SOMETHING TO CHEW OVER ? DO IT FOR YOU !

EVERYDAY , REGULAR -- GET IT ? -- 58 -- GET IT ? -- BELIEVE :

TEETH-POPPING BRINGS IT ALL BACK !

NICE , SOLID RETURNS , NOT LIKE POPCORN CHUNKS BUT GOOD , WARM , 58 
WHOLESOME , REGULAR , HISTORIES .

DON'T WANT HISTORY ? DON'T LOOK TO POPCORN , BELIEVE THEORY : GABRIEL 
GAURANTEES THIS IS NOT DANGEROUS .

START A NEW GAME ? POPPING 
TEETH 
FIFTHY-FIFTH ?  3 ?
WHAT:
 WHY  SEND TEETH

[THEORY] YOU DON'T RECEIVE THIS , YET , BUT SEND GABRIEL YOUR TEETH REPORT 
AND POPPING CAN BE YOUR TEETH , NO QUESTIONS ? 
KEEP -- GET IT -- IT !



WHAT ABOUT BELIEVE ? STILL NOT CONVINCED ? GET IT :

 SEEING IS BELIEVING

 GOT TEETH

 NO MORE SIGNIFICANT THEORY

 FIFTHY-FIFTH

 58 SAY

 IT'S A SECRET

WHAT ABOUT GAURANTEE ? GABRIEL :

 YOUR TEETH -- POPPING

 YOUR CREDIT -- YOU CAN KEEP IT

 YOUR RING -- YOU'LL NEED IT

 MORE OF YOUR TEETH -- FOR A YEAR !

 FIFTHY-FIFTH

 RECEIVE IT

THAT'S NOT ALL , GET THIS :

[TEETH REPORT]
TEETH : ALL YOURS !
WHY : NO MORE SIGNIFICANT THEORIES ! ! TEETH NO POPPING YET ? GABRIEL 
WILL SEND YOU HIS OWN !!



THERE SIMPLY IS NO WHERE ELSE YOU GET SO MUCH THEORY AND SO MUCH 
TEETH-POPPING . 

WHAT ABOUT THEORY ?

FREE , RIGHT NOW , GABRIEL WILL GAURANTEE YOU A SAMPLE :

 YOUR TEETH , POPPING !

 GABRIEL'S TEETH , CREDIT !

 CREDIT PORT , GET IT !

 TEETH REPORT ? FOR A YEAR !

 3 ? 58 ? FIFTHY-FIFTH ? BREAK !

 NO RINGS , NO CREDIT CARDS , JUST POPPING !

 GAURANTEEING IS BELIEVING

 NO MORE SIGNIFICANT THEORY

 YOU'LL GET IT ! -- YOUR TEETH , GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING 
THEORY !

AND RIGHT NOW , WE WILL EVEN REVEAL THE SECRET OF 3 !!! YOU WILL NOT GET 
IT , IT'S SO EXCLUSIVE :

TEETH-POPPING THEORY IS :

 EXPOSURE OF TEETH

 POPPING OF TEETH 

 TEETH EXCHANGE FOR VALUABLE LESSON CREDIT

AND YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR OWN TEETH FOR A YEAR ! GABRIEL-TEED !



ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOUR TEETH ? TRY GABRIEL'S TEETH , OR KEEP 
YOURS ! GABRIEL'S TEETH :

 LIKE YOUR TEETH ...

 BUT NOT THE SAME !

 HIS OWN ...

 WHEREVER THEY'RE FROM !

 CREDIT -- DUE !! YOU GOT IT !!

 58 ? IT CAN BE YOURS !

 COME FOR A YEAR WITH FREE , GABRIEL'S 
TEETH-POPPING THEORY .

 BELIEVE

 GAURANTEE

 3 !

SEND IN YOUR TEETH REPORT NOW AND REVEAL THE FOLLOWING :

 EXPOSURE OF TEETH -- IN A FRIENDLY WAY , BELIEVE IT !

 POPPING OF TEETH -- THE POPPING ISN'T ALWAYS YOURS ! 
BUT YOU CAN GET IT -- RECEIVE ?

 THEORY LESSONS : ALWAYS TEETH , ALWAYS POPPING , YOURS 
OR MINE , GAURANTEED !

READY ? READY !

* GABRIEL ARTHUR PETRIE *
* GABRIEL'S TEETH-POPPING THEORY *
*  2007, A.R.R. *